Funny Christmas Candle, Even a Dickhead Deserves a Christmas Gift, Boxed Holiday Present with Matches
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Estimated Delivery:Sep 11 - Sep 15
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Free Shipping: On all orders over $35
Bring a little irreverent humor to the holiday season with this funny Christmas candle. Its playful “Even a Dickhead Deserves a Christmas Gift (you’re welcome)” label is finished with colorful wrapped presents and delicate snowflakes, creating a cheeky present for the friend, partner, coworker, or relative with a great sense of humor.
• Hand-poured soy wax candle – natural, vegan, cruelty-free, non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick for a clean and even burn
• Burn time: approximately 25–30 hours
• Beautiful free gift box with ribbon and shredded filler
• Includes a jar of mini wooden matches
• Scent options available: Cedarwood Jasmine – Cosy Winter Night – Christmas Spice – Amber Sweet Orange – Unscented – Vanilla-Lavender
Perfect gift for Christmas parties, Secret Santa exchanges, Funny stocking stuffers, Friends with a sense of humor, and Coworkers and sarcastic loved ones.
We ship worldwide with reliable tracked services. Delivery times below are estimates in business days.
United States (Domestic)
- Economy (3–4 business days) — FREE for orders $35.00+
- Standard (3–4 business days) — $6.90
- Express (1–2 business days) — $12.90
United Kingdom
- Express International (1–5 business days) — FREE for orders $35.00+
- Next Day (1–3 business days) — $3.90
Europe
(Austria, Belgium, Czechia, and 22 more countries)
- Standard International (6–12 business days) — $12.90
Rest of the World
(United Arab Emirates, Australia, Canada, and 7 more countries)
- DHL Express — Calculated at checkout (discounted Shopify rates; prepaid duties supported where available)
- USPS International — Calculated at checkout (3 services available)
Notes
- Processing Monday–Friday (excluding holidays). You will receive a tracking number when your order ships.
- Delivery estimates exclude processing time and may vary by destination and carrier.
- International orders may be subject to local customs duties/taxes. These are the buyer’s responsibility unless prepaid duties are shown at checkout.
- If your address is undeliverable or the parcel is returned, reshipment costs may apply.
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How long does it take to process my personalized order?
We need 1–2 business days to process your order. After that, it will be shipped via the delivery option you select, directly from our studio in Florida, USA. If you need it urgently, please contact us first at contact@sparksandmore.com
What if the personalization or product arrives with an error?
Please contact us right away and send a photo of the incorrect or faulty item to contact@sparksandmore.com . We’ll quickly send out a corrected replacement at no extra cost — no need to return the original. If you prefer, we can also arrange a refund.
What if there is a delivery issue?
If your order is delayed or missing, please email us at contact@sparksandmore.com . We’ll contact the courier. If the order cannot be located or a special occasion is approaching, we’ll send you a replacement immediately without waiting.