Funny Candle Gift | Smells Like Abandonment Candle | Sarcastic Gift for Friend, Breakup, Gag Present with Matches
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Estimated Delivery:Nov 27 - Dec 01
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Free Shipping: On all orders over $35
Lighten the mood with our Funny Soy Candle – Smells Like Abandonment. Perfect for friends going through a breakup, those who appreciate sarcasm, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Infused with wit and a touch of irony, this candle makes a hilarious gag gift while still being a beautifully hand-poured, eco-friendly soy wax candle.
Each candle comes in a sleek black glass jar with a bamboo lid and is paired with a corked glass bottle of matches, ready for gifting. Handmade with love and designed to bring a smile, even in life’s most ironic moments.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Funny label design: "Smells Like Abandonment"
- Hand-poured vegan soy wax candle
- Burn time approx. 30 hours
- Comes with kraft gift box & glass bottle of matches
Perfect For: gag gifts, breakup gifts, funny best friend gifts, sarcastic candle lovers, or just because.
Handmade with love in the USA.
We ship worldwide with reliable tracked services. Delivery times below are estimates in business days.
United States (Domestic)
- Economy (3–4 business days) — FREE for orders $35.00+
- Standard (3–4 business days) — $5.90
- Express (1–2 business days) — $9.90
United Kingdom
- Express International (1–5 business days) — FREE for orders $35.00+
- Next Day (1–3 business days) — $5.90
Europe
(Austria, Belgium, Czechia, and 22 more countries)
- Standard International (6–12 business days) — $12.90
Rest of the World
(United Arab Emirates, Australia, Canada, and 7 more countries)
- DHL Express — Calculated at checkout (discounted Shopify rates; prepaid duties supported where available)
- USPS International — Calculated at checkout (3 services available)
Notes
- Processing Monday–Friday (excluding holidays). You will receive a tracking number when your order ships.
- Delivery estimates exclude processing time and may vary by destination and carrier.
- International orders may be subject to local customs duties/taxes. These are the buyer’s responsibility unless prepaid duties are shown at checkout.
- If your address is undeliverable or the parcel is returned, reshipment costs may apply.
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How long does it take to process my personalized order?
We need 1–2 business days to process your order. After that, it will be shipped via the delivery option you select, directly from our studio in Florida, USA. If you need it urgently, please contact us first at contact@sparksandmore.com
What if the personalization or product arrives with an error?
Please contact us right away and send a photo of the incorrect or faulty item to contact@sparksandmore.com . We’ll quickly send out a corrected replacement at no extra cost — no need to return the original. If you prefer, we can also arrange a refund.
What if there is a delivery issue?
If your order is delayed or missing, please email us at contact@sparksandmore.com . We’ll contact the courier. If the order cannot be located or a special occasion is approaching, we’ll send you a replacement immediately without waiting.